Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
by Ohsnap!!! January 17, 2010
"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
by dondonleroy December 20, 2012
This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
by etilauqa September 21, 2014
"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"
by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004
Poo that's as cold as ice!
by Kaffekopp May 5, 2008
an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.
by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014
/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!
I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)
I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)
Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)
I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)
Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019