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1 definition by dondonleroy

When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.
"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."

"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."

"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
by dondonleroy December 20, 2012
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