The idea for a Cold Susan was created from the Hot Carl. A Cold Susan is when you poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. After freezing the turd thoroughly, (during intercourse) take the frozen turd out of the bag and replace your penis with the frozen turd.
I tried giving my girl a cold susan but the poo melted and it sucked.
by Zak Haas June 21, 2007
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