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Cokehole 

Coke-hole

Noun
1. A distasteful person or thing.
2. Something displeasing.

Adjective
1. Describing a distasteful person or thing.
2. Describing something displeasing.

History:
First used to describe the bad taste left in the mouth by Coca Cola brand cola, when one would put the disgusting soda in their mouth, they would have 'cokehole'. Now used as an insult towards a distasteful person or thing.
Noun
1. "My mother can be such a cokehole!"
2. "The computer is a cokehole! It's being slow."
Adjective
1. "Fecking cokehole mother!"
2. "Cokehole computer!"
Cokehole by Lord Bugg March 28, 2005
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Cokehole 

A huge asshole who usually acts like they smoked crack.
Brian is a big cokehole.
Cokehole by uwot plussy May 19, 2017

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
You wouldn't be so fat if you'd quit jamming donuts into your cakehole.
cakehole by Joe August 14, 2003
I shoved my penis so far up her cakehole, she squealed in delight.
cakehole by Boohiss98765 October 22, 2011

Coke hole 

The hole in a coke bottle you drink from
"Someone ruined my soda bottle by toungeing my coke hole"
Coke hole by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
To let your fellow mate blow a line of coke with your significant other... meeting at the middle
Lady and the tramp began to blow a cokehold line and they met at the middle.
Cokehold by Ladylust May 4, 2018