coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 8, 2008

Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 26, 2014

coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.

Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.

by Alie Blue November 30, 2010

Coity-toity

A mix of coitus and hoity-toity. An adjective describing an individual who is type A in the bedroom, or sexually skittish in a douchey manner.

Yeah, he's a nice guy, but he's a little coity-toity.

by KassiKat2012 October 18, 2018

post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 6, 2023

Coitise

The coitise is an old middle-french term which defines the terrible action to be forced to answer to a question you never thought about.

In the late 1400's, the term enters in english language as a sexual offense: reject the obedience of reproduction by doing the act for itself.

The current and closest term for coitise is onanism.

What do you think about the earth around the sun ? (MA man)
- ...
Don't bother, he's on coitise (MA-man2)

The sexual deviant was sentenced to the wheel for his coitisim way of life (Minutes from Charles Bunwick trial, ~1520)

by Stefan Uro August 24, 2018