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A person who has weird sense of humor or is retarded.
Amanda is a COG cause she thinks she can fall down the stairs couple of times and hit her head and still be safe.
by Ethnic guy March 07, 2011
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The illigitimate offspring created as a result of a cod and a frog mating
Mr C Cod and Mrs C Frog are happy to announce the arrival of their first cog.
by Diddly von Diddler August 13, 2007
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One of the many terms for the manflower or man flower, the shaft the cock. Basically to all you dumb motherfuckers out there it means the penis, the bishop. Not the beaver because thats a bitches cooch . If youre a dude its that junk that hangs between your legs.

Also, a slang term used when referring to a penis set that has been infected with the rare disease Penile Scrotal Coggloritus. See coggler
That bitch rocked my cog all night long.

He has a cog. He's a coggler, isn't it obvious just take a look at his haggard, beastilized, mutated tea bag.
by Ashen Skies. October 19, 2003
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Suck my cog.
by Butchie December 19, 2003
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Cute Older Guy. Not to be confused with a HOG
My neighbor is such a COG, it's too bad he's forty...
by Amazonians October 27, 2011
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Children of God do not play, they are not ones to be tested, if messed with......your fucked.
by HIS SON 12 May 15, 2016
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A person or persons that inflict grevious physical and psycological harm onto others simply by turning up to social functions appearing in a ghastly, witchly and unhealthy state; usually in the form of a melting face, witch or ghoulish like figure. Origins: - Amanda Coghlan 2005 was the first Cog.
That chic was a Cog at our party last night... I was horrified i nearly killed myself.
by Australis January 16, 2008
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