Coffucker 

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

Coffucker by milltools December 31, 2011

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

coffuck 

Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.

Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!

coffuck by poOouh April 16, 2011

cockfucker 

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

Conficker 

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009