An individual who consumes disgusting amounts of coffee to appear "hip" while also pointing out the grammar mistakes in the facebook wall posts of others. And they refuse to wear shoes inside of restaurants and other areas in the public sphere. Also, personal hygiene is not one of their strong points.
Guy 1: Dude, Whittney pointed out my bad grammar on facebook.
Guy 2: Don't worry, she's just a coffee-loving grammar-nazi hippie.