Top Definition
A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"
#coffee #earthquake #quake #bowel movement #shit
by OligSlaughter August 07, 2013
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