Top Definition
Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 07, 2010

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