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Coevorden 

(Sometimes misspelled as Coevoorden)

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevordencomplot). This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevorden-conspiracy
Coevorden by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Coevoorden 

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevoorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevoorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevoorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevoordencomplot).
This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevoorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy
Coevoorden by Milanifan August 28, 2010
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