Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.
Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'
by ryanocerous123 February 09, 2011
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Golden Codity

the quality of a women who can play COD and make sandwiches
Caroline is so awesome.. she has the golden codity!
Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.
by Cwalker and GByrd February 20, 2011
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Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.
Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.
by codeblock October 19, 2018
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