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1. a spell commonly used by Hermoine Granger off-screen to make a mirror magically appear.

2. a girl who likes to look at themsef in the mirror.

"Cocroft! Oh wow, I look good."

"I could really use the cocroft spell, I'm not having a good hair day."

Cocroft by Rawrrawrrawr5600 March 1, 2012

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cocrotch

what lives in $10 and $20 motels. it is scarier than a cockroach.

it has a tendency to eat people and loves dark meat.

a fierce creature that makes its home in a well kept crotch

the other day i opened my legs and cocrotches fell out!

cocrotch by he who loves crotch March 10, 2011

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cockroft

when a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick

she cockrofts guys while she blows them

cockroft by Anthony Zavarelli July 9, 2002

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cockroft

When a man hold his dick up, and strokes it with one finger from scrotum to tip, while listening to classical music.

He cockrofts to Mozarts concierto.

cockroft by emeaon September 28, 2011

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Cockroft space

Hi I’m just wondering what you are going on is that you have to be at home in a bit boring at all I don’t think so we could just go back on time and see if we could do something like this for a while or something like that we can have just been a great time for a long day of life to have you all together to get your family and family life together for you to do this together and you will have a good life together for us

Cockroft space for you guys for your birthday present for your birthday and Christmas present at your family time at your family home at your home on Sunday night and home alone with you guys and family family love this week for a few weeks to celebrate Christmas holiday love love you love miss love love miss miss love you love miss you love you guys love love miss you love you guys love

Cockroft space by Cichy club January 1, 2022

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Prof V Cockroft

Professor Cockroft is an anatomy professor who is very hands on, always willing and eager to demonstrate. Constantly holds office hours in order to really get to know her students - inside and out. Loves to hand out gold stars to those whose work goes above and beyond. Can handle groups of 3-4 students at the same time - never complains. Fathers love her during parent-teacher conferences. Would recommend 5 stars!!!

Prof V Cockroft: Great 4.5
GIVES GOOD FEEDBACK. LOTS OF HOMEWORK. ACCESSIBLE OUTSIDE OF CLASS. YOU WONT WANT TO SKIP CLASS.
Very helpful teacher after class. Always prepared for active labs. Tough class but if you put a lot of HARD work in you should pass with no problems.

Prof V Cockroft by ASS SLAP September 16, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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