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cocoa pops 

Small balls of poo that collect in ones arse hair. The cause of this is unknown, but is suspected to be shoddy wiping.
Micheal: "last night i had some cocoa pops so deeply inbedded in my arse hair that i had to remove it with scissors.
cocoa pops by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007
When someone fucking dies often in a brutal way.
Coco Pops by TedKFan69 November 26, 2019

Not Coco Pops 

Used to apply to any person or item that, although being successful in a particular field, is not the best there is. Especially relevant when there is a clear dominating person/product etc. in their field.
In the same way that in breakfast cereals, you can eat other cereals, but there's always a voice in the back of your mind saying "it tastes good etm, but it's not Coco Pops."
I enjoyed the band, but they were not Coco Pops
Not Coco Pops by Stintin November 19, 2010
"Can i have coco pops please?"
"No"
"Oh...."
coco pops by Jas n Sim April 27, 2006
a breakfast cereal. said to be just like a chocolate milkshake....only crunchy
damn i'm hungry, pass the coco-pops
coco-pops by natho August 2, 2003
Tiny pieces of shit still floating around in a toilet after the initial shit has been flushed.
Dude, you need to flush again! You left your coco pops in the toilet bowl.
Coco Pops by Bretty Ack March 17, 2008