An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.
Or fingering a girl with excessive force
'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang
"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'
The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye
'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'
British Slang for weed.
'Wear a hat out, its cold'(Bring your weed)
'I just bought a new hat, i'm gonna go wear it now'
'Do you wanna go halves on a hat?'
'I can only afford a beret'
To be both very stoned (munted) and very pissed (cunted) at the same time.
Can cause excessive levels of greeness.
'This house party is gonna be shit...I'm just gonna get really munty-cunted to make it bareable'
Small balls of poo that collect in ones arse hair. The cause of this is unknown, but is suspected to be shoddy wiping.
Micheal: "last night i had some cocoa pops so deeply inbedded in my arse hair that i had to remove it with scissors.
Someone who gives so much oral sex ther'e lungs are fucked by all the jizz.
'yo bitch, you got yo'self some fuck lungs'
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