Coco Bongo

A gigantic discotheque/nightclub in Cancun, Mexico. In 2008 one will be built in the USA at the Rio in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Dude, lets go to the Coco Bongo and get hammered!"

by vortix May 31, 2007

Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Dirty Coco bongo

A dirty Coco bongo is when a woman is standing in a checkout queue and fingers the person in front of her in the asshole then runs away.

I was in the shop waiting for my milkshake when a random bitch gave me a dirty Coco bongo. I kind of liked it.

by ImladyK May 8, 2024