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Coco Bongo

Bat shit white girl wasted crazy.
Its sickz
Its actually too easy.
Its coco bongo
Bro… that is so coco bongo!
Coco Bongo by GuidoItaliano March 30, 2026

Dirty Coco bongo 

A dirty Coco bongo is when a woman is standing in a checkout queue and fingers the person in front of her in the asshole then runs away.
I was in the shop waiting for my milkshake when a random bitch gave me a dirty Coco bongo. I kind of liked it.
Dirty Coco bongo by ImladyK May 8, 2024

Coco Bongoed 

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed
Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss
Coco Bongoed by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Coco Bango

An expression used to show excitement or being pleased with something. Extended version is "Coco Bango Bingo Bongo". Coined by House Rules 2016 legend Hagan Rice.

Trademarked in Claire and Hagan's "Coco Bango pop-up kitchen" as named by Michelle Fogden.
"Coco Bango! That's unreal mate!"
when you and another person hit heads (coco meaning head and bong meaning hitting)
my head hit my mom's head, we COCOBONGED
cocobong by nuchelg February 1, 2008

drive the cocobango 

For a woman to have sexual relations with a man.
"I haven't driven the cocobango in a while."

"I would never drive the cocobango with him."