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cocksmile 

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays
Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello
cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019
The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.

Cockswallogy 

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
Cockswallogy by Yerac July 18, 2009

Cockspiracy 

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.
Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!
Cockspiracy by Barrattino January 16, 2014