A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin
Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab
by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003
Top Definition
The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.
Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!

This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
by The Baltimore Diction Society December 15, 2010
The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.
by dirty sanchez July 01, 2003
When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end
Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase
by rottencock March 16, 2015
A dirty, repulsive, idiot
"Buxton, your the ultimate Cockswab!"
by You Know Who It Is2 January 15, 2008
when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult
"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"
by Alliecat July 01, 2005
the act of inserting ones penis into an individuals orifice, usually the ear, for hygenic purposes
the man was hard of hearing until he recieved a cockswab
by parker52 April 10, 2009
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