Cockpyre

Someone who has to suck a cock dry on a daily basis, they may even need to suck more than one to live a normal life. They are similar to a vampire but cockpyre's are restricted to only sucking cocks dry.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that john trussel kid? I heard hes a cock pyre

Guy 2: Yeah I heard that too

Guy 1: I just hope he doesn't suck me dry

Guy 2: Yeah im pretty scared of Cockpyres

Cockpyre by John Trussel. May 21, 2014

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Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

Cockpire by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

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Cockpire

A beast that is only interested in biting off and keeping lepper penis.

Look out for the filthy cockpire, he'll bite you dick off!

Cockpire by batreast August 26, 2011

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cockpire

a vagepire towards dicks, basically meaning someone who gives head while the poor penis has been cut and/or is bleeding.

Jimmy: Last night at the gay strip club, I totally got it on with Raul. we had a super time, and I even got to give him some of that becky. :)
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.

cockpire by willythebassman November 26, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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