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Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong. Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge-- *Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere* Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging. |
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someone that cant get enough cock Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
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One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will "That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
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A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it. "I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
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Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger. A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis. TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!" |
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Derived of the two words cock and monger.
1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way. 2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain. 3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks. George Bush is a cockmonger.
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One who loves the cock. Jack Anderson
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1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend. Logan is such a cockmonger.
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