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Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.
Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.
by Hidden Lizard January 05, 2011
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One who savors the taste of cock
That girl is such a cock monger.
by Billy Dean December 04, 2002
418 133
someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
by scott burrill December 09, 2003
132 48
one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber
wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger
by Frank Mcdank July 07, 2006
141 76
Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.
Jessica Alba is such a Cock Monger.
by The Real Sweetlou August 19, 2008
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One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will
"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
by Seth March 23, 2005
93 61
1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.
"God he is such a Cock Monger!"
by D0NNY May 08, 2010
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A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.
"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
by Elastin November 24, 2008
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