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Cockjiggler 

the act of grabbing ones cock and shaking it like there is no tomorrow.
"Wow I saw Jeremy cockjiggling like a madman yesterday."
"Wow cub is such a cockjiggler!"
Cockjiggler by Senor Wildman October 5, 2011

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
I'll suck your cock!
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

Cockniggle 

1.A word used to make fun of people. 2.A black penis. 3.A way to have sex.

1.Your such a cockniggle. 2.Your cockniggles the size of Pittsburgh 3.Did she give you a cockniggle?
Cockniggle by Nick Wasson May 4, 2008

cockmangler 

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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