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A person named Ahmed who is a homosexual and likes it up the ass. Objects may include dynamite sticks, chair legs and last but not least good old cock. Enjoys fisting his own ass, blowing every member of the toronto argos, and shoving empty shot gun shells in his own ass. He is richard simmons gay.
Cockmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.

After watching jersey shore, cockmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. So he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.

Cockmed shits over tennis racquets so he doesn't loose the condoms he swallows.
by SBG committee November 17, 2010
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