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2.
1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
by GoliathOnline November 06, 2009
 
1.
Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
by Upthemeds October 30, 2009
 
3.
An event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. The opposite of a cock block.
"Thats totally a cock hammer! Danielle is gonna be in the other bed so Jesse will have to sleep with you!"
by haggardp2lfc November 28, 2006