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2.
Early signs of erectile dysfunction.
Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.
by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008
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1.
(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)
That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.
by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009
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3.
The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.
Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.
by Knate63 June 10, 2006
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4.
a screw up a big peice of shit a loser
those damn cock flops suck
by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003
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5.
saher and harveer are prime examples of cockflops, they instantly make a boy lose a boner

bobby: she just touched it and my cock floped

jon: thats cuz theyr cockflops

oli: camp hill scum!
by camp hill scum October 15, 2007
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