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Cocknausea 

A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.

There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
Cocknausea by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022

cocknurse 

"Can you believe how much of a cocknurse Tad is?"

"Word son, he is so teh suck."
cocknurse by Michiru + Chihiru July 23, 2007

cockenated 

Completely used-up, emptied, or deflated. Left ragged, run- down, or completely destroyed.
Please recycle your cockenated beer bottles. Damn, that cat lady's straight cockenated.
cockenated by J Pickwick July 5, 2010

Cockears 

Refers to someone who has ears made out of cock.
Hey Fermin, you got cockears.
Cockears by Smitty West September 15, 2010

cockarse 

A cockarse is taken from the Tenacious D album. It insinuates that someone is of homosexual tendencies.Or someone who is annoying you greatly
"Shut up you cockarse!!"
cockarse by lewis December 15, 2004

Cockenormency 

A very small penis.
He had a rare case of Cockenormency.
Cockenormency by bonesAKA July 24, 2016