Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 27, 2005

cock eyes

A person that is in such regular contact with a variety of cocks that they are easily distracted by the though of cock.

Amber: Careful, watch your step or you'll trip over.
Jo: Sorry I was busy thinking of all the cocks I had in my mouth last night.

by jimbo stands March 15, 2005

Cock eye

A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.

That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest

by juggervape May 13, 2011

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 28, 2017

cock eyes

A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.

Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.

by james March 16, 2005

Ol Cock Eye

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.

"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before

by indybob October 5, 2009

suck my cock eyes

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.

A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.

by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation October 26, 2008