Cockbrock

The act of cock-blocking oneself.

'I would have hit that but he was wearing socks and sandals. He totally cockbrocked himself.'

by Wahoo1815 May 23, 2009

Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.

Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.

by greatspaceadventure November 05, 2012

cockbrock

1) When a woman of Asian descent refuses to have sexual intercourse with a non-Asian male.

2) Opposite of "Me love you long time"

1a) Sitting at a hotel bar, a Thai prostitute cockbrocked a Caucasian John because he was morbidly obese. She was a cockbrock.

2a) My buddy hit on this smokin Asian chick while at the EDM festival. She told him,"no way you're ever getting this pussy". What a cockbrock!

by @RickTheDickFL January 19, 2016