When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
by THE JENNA July 10, 2013
The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017
Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.
by dalem246723 September 9, 2020