Cock Chair 

A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.

I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like

Cock Chair by ihavecockchair February 18, 2008

Cockchain 

A group of blockchain or cryptocurrency enthusiasts.

That blog is just one enormous cockchain.

Cockchain by Giant Chihuahua April 9, 2021

Cockcharm 

The penile moves employed by a man to entice a girl to commit sexual acts. Particularly appropriate in regards to sucking cock.

Example 1:

Girl: Oh My God! I didn't know you could move it without touching it!

Guy: Hell yeah babes. I got cockcharm!

Guy: Come here girl... (move cock suggestively without touching it)
Girl: Oh hell no. Don't use that cockcharm on me! You know I can't control myself!

Cockcharm by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

cockchain 

1) A derogatory term for one's significant other.

2) A chain which one hangs from a Prince Albert piercing.

3) A row of dudes.

1) She is totally my cockchain.

2) Check the bling on my cockchain.

3) Have you seen the cockchain on that cockchain.

cockchain by LicensesToStone January 7, 2009

Cockhair 

Cockhair - the result of a practical joke where waterproof shoe cream is substituted for shampoo causing the victim's hair to permanently take on the appearance of pubic hair.m or said cockhair. Also known as a "Venetian"

After practice Dennis asked to borrow some shampoo, Bradley instead gave him an unlabeled bottle of Venetian Shoe Cream. Afterwards he had a head full of cockhair .

Cockhair by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

cuckchair

Chair where the cuck sits on where he see how their girlfriend has sex with other men.

Come here, little beta! Sit down on the cuckchair

cuckchair by coolgirl999 January 17, 2026