A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.
I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like
by ihavecockchair February 2, 2008
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