Cobdened

Used to describe something that was working shortly before someone touched it

It was working before it was cobdened

Cobdened by anon October 12, 2004

Cobdened

The sinking feeling when you return to your desk and find a lack of tools.

After returning to your desk to see no tools "oh my god i've been cobdened again".

Cobdened by cobdened worker July 12, 2005

Cordened Off 

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.

Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.

Cordened Off by Hank Benson September 5, 2010