An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.
Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”
Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”
Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
by Truce Buildman December 28, 2021
by migueltherocker July 11, 2008
cobainism : the worship of god themself, kurt cobain. (kurt cobain is lead singer and guitarist of the band nirvana and god)
by haisskjebdks June 20, 2021
by Mandingoe May 23, 2004
The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...
by Abbsty November 21, 2016
by Glitter Sores January 8, 2004
kurt cobain, he was and still is an amzing person, everyone will miss him truely.
know one will figure out how he actually died but in my personal opinion Courtney killed im, he had 3x as much heroin in his system, and he would have been insulated, instantly, how could he have picked up a gun, and how could he have pulled the trigger? most people believe its Courtney, and on the gun there were no recognizable finger prints but still
RIP Kurt <33
know one will figure out how he actually died but in my personal opinion Courtney killed im, he had 3x as much heroin in his system, and he would have been insulated, instantly, how could he have picked up a gun, and how could he have pulled the trigger? most people believe its Courtney, and on the gun there were no recognizable finger prints but still
RIP Kurt <33
by ily_yeppersbiatch September 5, 2009