Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.

by MountAiryXC October 12, 2010

Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.

Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."

by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018

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Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.

by MountAiryXC October 12, 2010

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Coastal Rangers

Swedish Special Naval Auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off Sweden's coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. Coastal Rangers are similar to the U.S. Navy SEALs and British SNS (Special Naval Service).

Coastal Rangers are very well trained soldiers.

by Loks June 27, 2005

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