Tom asked how my weekend in Laguna Beach was and I said “Great, I’d never played coastal golf before.”
by SmugLawyer February 10, 2021
Coastal Boy: a white male native to the South Carolina Low Country. Coastal Boys are identifiable by their Performance Fishing Gear shirts, visors, and Costa Delmar sunglasses with croakies carefully placed on the back of the neck. The hair of a Coastal Boy is swept down in front and flipped up in the back, thus often confused for a classic Justin Bieber.
See Also: Vineyard Vines models
See Also: Vineyard Vines models
by Mallard Man December 27, 2016
'Coastal elite' is a not-so-obscure reference to primarily intellectual, educated, economically advantaged, people in states like Washington, Oregon, California, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York and Pennsylvania. They happen to be overwhelmingly Euro-American, preponderantly supportong a Classical Liberal, Progressive, Civic Nationialist and Cultural Nationalist political ideology and are mostly Democrats with a few "Rockefeller Republicans".
by Director de Musica universalis April 25, 2018
A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.
Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.
Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.
Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.
by traitorjoes February 27, 2023
When someone from the midwest starts acting like a hipster from the east or west coast and forgets their roots, they're "going coastal".
by MFerg August 14, 2017
When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.
If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?
Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.
Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
One who is homeless and dwells in a coastal town. Often smelling of piss, cheap booze and hand rolled cigarettes. Most commonly lacking employment or hope. At times uses an animal or children for the purpose of panhandling. When harassed, become extremely violent, and has a tendency to go "thug life" on your ass. Often the by product of generations of white trash, inbreeding and drug abuse.
Violent Homeless Coastal crack head Douche bag of the sea Town dirt bag Dirt chicken Old Gregg Pimp of the ocean Coastal transient
by JJCS February 27, 2010