A four year military academy in Connecticut. Exists but only to some. Consitently ranked as the worst dorms and most unhappy students in the the nation. Class of 2010 doesn't care and is hoorah about life here.
Class of 2007: I hate being at the Coast Guard Academy.
Class of 2010: I love this place, shining shoes and brass on Friday Nights Rocks!
by Chase Hall September 24, 2006
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The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
by Labia Puncher January 8, 2011
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When a "straight" female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.
Diane it appears has gone full "coast guard reserve" with the ladies from the trade show.
by handfullofass December 15, 2014
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Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?
by dirt biker bro February 23, 2012
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Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
by niccorator December 31, 2014
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The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America
Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.
by Macd00d January 10, 2006
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The Trinidad & Tobago Coast Guard was commissioned on 27th August 1962 as a pre-requisite for the defence of the newly independent state.

Commander Loftus E. Peyton –Jones, Royal Navy (retired), six officers and forty –two Ratings (Enlisted Men) seconded from the Royal Navy and the local Marine Police constituted the initial TTCG Complement which manned four launches in Staubles Bay, Chaguaramas.

From these humble beginnings to the strength of over 1400 Officers and Ratings, multiple bases and increased assets and infrastructure, the TTCG continues to forge ahead in its role as the primary institution responsible for Maritime Safety and Security in Trinidad and Tobago.
THE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO COAST GUARD :TTCG ESCORTED THE VENEZUELAN REFUGEES OUT OF OUR WATERS
by ABBY SCIUTO July 18, 2021
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