Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips
SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021
The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.
"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."
by Help I have lost my pp November 1, 2019
by Abc forever June 26, 2011
an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 10, 2021
A coalition of liberal pro-abortion and anti-Muslim groups that dislike Qarsherskiy due to Qarsherskiy's Islamic anti-abortion laws.
Formed in October 2023, the Virginia Peninsula Anti-Qarsherskiy Coalition wants to invade Qarsherskiy on land and take control of it so Qarsherskiy can no longer claim to be independent from USA. Qarsherskiyan Rebels fight the Virginia Peninsula Anti-Qarsherskiy Coalition day and night mainly with firework attacks and slingshots with rocks.
by ZAYDIYYAH DEFENSE October 22, 2023