A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.
Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
by Dean Dangerous December 15, 2013
Oh my gosh Kylie, that's so coachella!
by CumKardashian May 1, 2017
Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015
A sex move done by a male to increase efficiency when eating a girl out. Involves hoisting the girl on to your shoulders, then flipping her around into a position that places her box in front of your mouth.
by whatdothitdoith November 2, 2019
A term coined by the TMG podcast, the sexual position for eating pussy, much like when a girl at coachella is on someone's shoulders, only they're facing the giver.
"So you ate her pussy with her sitting on your shoulders?"
"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."
"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."
by swagga7 October 11, 2019
by Dr. Muerto April 27, 2019
The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2018