A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.

The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.
"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"
by Marvigeddon April 10, 2020
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Collective noun, a cohort of cunts can be used to describe a group of cunts numbering 4 or more.
You should have seen the cohort of cunts I had to carry on the bus today!
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A badass paramilitary force founded by Augustus originally intended to counter the power of the Praetorian Guard. They didn't receive as much pay as the PG, but usually did more than them. They also fought on the battlefield at times.
1: The Urbanae Cohortes is kicking the rebellion's ass. We'd better keep a distance.
2: Wow. That's not quite a large rebel force, but they sure are eating their asses.
1: Mhm.
by breemer May 20, 2018
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The 2019 Cohort Generation SAT takers for the U.S. average results were equivalent to a report card grade of an “F.”
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Unnamed well-wishers, associates and confidantes.
My pizza cohort and I like share our ESPN Insider passwords.
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Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals
chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.
by Chicken Man is built different November 18, 2020
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