3 definitions by Marvigeddon
A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.
The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.
The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.
"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"
by Marvigeddon April 10, 2020
A joke only people who lived through the great Covid War of 2020 would get. AKA the Coranavirus pandemic that started in the 20's. Yeah, that's how we're counting the decades in the 2000s now.
by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020
Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.
Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.
Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.
Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.
Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.
"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"
by Marvigeddon April 10, 2020