Clyde

A bad golfer who is also very thick in the buttocks.

You see Clyde over there, I sucked his dick.
Damn.

by bigdaddydoubled March 25, 2017

Clyde

A male version of a Karen. Doesn't wear a mask, yells at employees and asks for the manger. Also it could be a slur for white people like cracker.

"Oh my gosh see that Clyde over there I bet he is going to ask for the manger." (slur) "Shut up stupid CLYDE go back home to cis-town."

by Karen_killer_420 October 26, 2020

The Clyde

When two men shnoodle but one of them is upside down licking the other mans prolapse

Hey man lets do the Clyde

by sharp calculator January 22, 2015

Clyding

When you wast vial time doing something stupid

"Dude stop Clyding Around!"

by PussyDominator42069 July 15, 2020

CLYDE

Constantly Leaving You Deliriously Excited

He is CLYDE. Bonnie likes him.

by Bonnie and Clyde August 5, 2007

clyde

the best name in existence and everybody who has this name is affectionate, affable, attentive, amicable, brave, caring, considerate, cheerful, easygoing, faithful, forgiving, gentle, good listener, honest, heartfelt, kind and humorous.

"yo this guy just bought me a house bro i was homeless"
"he must be a clyde"

by notsomeonenamedclyde March 25, 2021

clyde

A person who is intellectually and culturally dim. A person who lacks proper etiquette.

Smitty is such a clyde, look at him brake his ankle.

by LC Kool September 20, 2006