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Clutmallet
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A croquet mallet used to
stimulate
a clut. Used because of the vast girth
required
to
fulfill
the sexual needs of a clut.
The only
way that
clut
gets
off is with a clutmallet.
by
Bo Monte-Carlo
September 6, 2009
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