Clown Vic 

a person who buys a crown vic police interceptor that has been beat to shit and then insists on aggresivley attempting to race random people, despite the fact that they are driving a shitbox.

Dude I think this Clown vic is trying to race you

wtf?! we're in the damn turn lane

Clown Vic by oldgreg44 June 16, 2011

Crown Vic Uber

The official vehicle of law enforcement ridesharing. Minimal wait times, unprecedented pickup accuracy, but pretty inflexible when it comes to choosing a destination.

Jose got pretty drunk and rowdy at the bar last night, so some kind soul called him a Crown Vic Uber .

Crown Vic Uber by mehdontdoit August 17, 2017

crown vic 

short for Crown Victoria

also used to refer to a police crusier

shit, crown vic on my tail

crown vic by 45 MHz band! October 21, 2003

Crown Vic Dick Hit

This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.

"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!

Crown Vic Dick Hit by Carlos Carlito Adams February 21, 2010

Ride in a new crown vic 

When the police arrest someone just to make their life miserable, knowing the charges won't hold up in court.

"Hey man, I heard your place got raided last night... did those pigs bust you with anything?"

"Naw dude, they didn't find a thing. All I got was a ride in a new crown vic."

Ride in a new crown vic by Ztraws11 April 26, 2009

Crown Vic 

Basically a crew cab mustang, sharing the motor, transmission and various other parts with the mustang GT of the era

“Hey man watch out, there’s a crew cab mustang pulling out into traffic”

“A what?”

“Crown Vic, you dumbass”

Crown Vic by That slow 6.Hoe February 12, 2021

Crown Vic 

Seven in the front one in the trunk. A distant relative of the minivan.

Shit man; I pulled a crown vic on her last night.

Crown Vic by newtonmr4 January 20, 2013