Clown Lip

The act of aggressively cleaning your rectum so much so that it becomes red, irritated and enflamed.

"John had spicy Habanero Wings last night and he's paying the price this morning. He's been in the bathroom 3 times and he's walking with a limp. He's got to be suffering from clown lip".

Clown Lip by Captain Fudgey May 16, 2009

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clown lips

The result of a person going down on a girl on her period. The bloody outline around one's mouth looks like "clown lips".

Uggggghhhh! Did you see Tom's "clown lips"? I guess Jessica is on her period right now. Maybe someone should tell him?

clown lips by B*Long (that's my rap name) June 10, 2010

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Related Words

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Clown Lips

Another word for anus

Greg bent over, spread his cheeks, and showed me his clown lips.

Clown Lips by Pugh April 22, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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