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A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.
Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!
by maxw177 June 12, 2010

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a very foolish or douche like person
somebody that knocks you either directly or indirectly is a clouse
Madden you clouse!
by nelson brew April 26, 2007

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a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse

Madden you clouse!

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