Top Definition
1. A word used when you really want to annoy someone.

You can use this word in context with anything, therefore it annoys people who dont know what it is.

2.A text error for the wordCloud

3.A alternate word for a penis
Eric: dude have you cleaned your clouf lately?

Jason: What the hell is a clouf man!

Eric: It's a very pleasurable experience if you do it correctly

or

Eric: thats not how you spell cloud idiot!

or

Lindsey: hey can i touch your clouf?

Eric: Any day baby... any day
by Kirbotron March 30, 2009

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