Closeyism 

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

Closeyism by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Cosbyism 

The religion which believes that Bill Cosby is God, and controls all things happening to mankind. At the end of a session at the Cosbyist Church of the Jello Puddin' Pop, all members eat a small cup of watermelon Jello. There is one holiday, and that is Pokey-Mans Day. On that day, Cosbyists across the world must listen to one of his comedy albums.

At the end of a prayer in Cosbyism, instead of "Amen," they say "Zip Zop Zoobity-Bob!"

Cosbyism by Frederico Rodriguez September 17, 2011

Caseyism 

The means by which someone tries to convey a normal message or action; but instead indirectly makes it sound or look very naughty.

You missed the latest Caseyism, man! It was hilarious!

Caseyism by The Original Pound Cake July 8, 2020

coreyism 

coreyism means...THAT THE TEACHER IS NEVER RIGHT...

teacher: corey bring the food to my desk please
corey: but sir...coreyism

coreyism by random123456789990 September 27, 2019

closetist 

Discrimination against closets.

Can’t even chill in a closet without someone asking why you in the closet.

Bro why are you sitting in a closet.
What’s wrong with me being in a closet, are you closetist.

closetist by Thatbih January 31, 2022

closewise 

standard direction for the action of tightening in a twist motion. Also, an alternate for "righty tighty, lefty loosy".

Your turning it wrong. Twist it closewise.

closewise by dowgee August 10, 2020

Closelish 

Closelish is the word wich was born in a bored chatroom where two friends felt like making a sentence strange until it was "eng lish", "eng" in German means "close" and that´s how "closelish" was made.

"did you mean a bear?"
"no but your guess was closelish"

Or:
"Hey, can he talk in English?"
"not really, but it´s closelish"

Closelish by what am I doing here??? February 28, 2019