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n. Someone who macs on people erryday and tries to keep it cutty, or on the down low.
"I saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac."

did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...
by cuts in cutty January 15, 2010

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