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A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 17, 2012
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