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When a women's clitoris is so large that it looks like a mini hotdog it can no longer be a regular cootch.
I was about to go down on her until she showed me her clootch. It was almost as big as mine!
by NixNaxPattyWax July 13, 2010
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When one is thought to become an old person with a crazy amount of cats. Someone that will become a lonely person. Usually used to insult. but it is also used in alot of other scenarios, such as the word "Douche-bag" or "Fag".
Wow she is mean, what a clootch.

She is socially awkward and a bitch, what a clootch.
by Creative Thinker January 10, 2014

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