Womble-Clomp

Womble-Clomp is when someone gets hurt very dramatically but in a comical fashion.
Other words can also be used like Clomped, Schlomped, Jingle-Dingled, Flapper Jacked, Doople Doople Schlomptomped

"Holy shit that dude just got womble-clomped!"

by 69AssBlaster69 July 6, 2020

clomp

a consumable substance comprised of miscellaneous crustations.

i heard, clomp.

by marosuke March 24, 2011

Taco Clomping

The act of being loud in a situation or environment where one should be quiet or silent.

The funeral was ruined by some jackoff taco clomping throughout the whole thing.

by QueenQuack August 6, 2021

The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

by LacklusterBallbuster January 29, 2022