1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
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clive palmer is a fat cunt. got liposuction in america but is still a fat cunt. lost 20kg but is still a fat cunt.
daler mehndi: 'hey dude, how's it going?'
clive palmer: "ye good dude chuck us some maccas cunt."
daler mehndi: "nah ur a fat cunt"
*tunak tunak tuns away*
by Zolle Silk December 1, 2016
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Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
by CLive_Barker August 15, 2015
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A replacement of a swear word. Most commonly used by teenage drama students
Clive palmer you, Jeffery!
I'm sick of your Clive Palmer Sharon!
oh, Clive Palmer, I forgot!
by that smart chicken August 29, 2019
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when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate
I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.
by Pole30 March 15, 2008
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Clive Palmer is an Aussie version of Donald Trump but can be referred more to Hitler.
He is larger than a punching bag and is a huge motherfucking cunt.

He is the leader of the United Australia party (united idiot party) and spent 60 million Aud on advertising but Won no seats in the house of representatives or senate at Australia's 2019 election.

RIP.
I really Hate clive palmer. he is worse than Peter Dutton
by raelm99 May 19, 2019
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An incredibly sexy British actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen. Credits include Chancer, Bent, Croupier, a series of BMW short films, Closer and Derailed. He's smart, talented and quite good looking.
Clive Owen is an amazing actor.
by Mr Jake G November 27, 2005
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